Paisano ParkTX
With 34 residents, it is a town in Texas.
Is Paisano Park a good place to live?
Paisano Park’s age of the median resident is 59.5 years, where Texas’ towns sit at 35.9 years and U.S. towns at 40.5 years. Among 643 Texas towns, just 4 have a higher owner-occupancy rate than Paisano Park. Paisano Park has fewer than 1,000 residents, too few for fair grades; the figures below are still real.
34 people, and everyone knows the way
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The data
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Paisano Park has a high natural-hazard risk, chiefly from hurricanes
Nearly a third of Paisano Park’s expected losses from natural hazards come from hurricanes, followed by inland flooding at 30%. Storm and flood damage is expected to run higher than in 77% of U.S. communities.
FEMA National Risk Index · OpenFEMA
Mild winters and hot summers in Paisano Park
In Paisano Park, the typical July afternoon high is 96°F.
Typical low → high °F
NOAA U.S. Climate Normals, 1991–2020
Paisano Park stands out in Texas and nationally: a larger share of its adults have diabetes
Paisano Park: 15% of adults report frequent mental distress. Among 642 Texas towns, just 10 have a higher share of adults who have high blood pressure than Paisano Park. Two figures for adults here: 39% get no exercise outside work, 31% say their health is fair or poor. On the CDC’s 31 measures, Paisano Park is ahead of Texas on 3 and behind on 15.
| Paisano Park | Texas towns | U.S. towns | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Diabetes (CDC PLACES) | 22% | 13% | 12% |
| No health insurance, 18–64 (CDC PLACES) | 26% | 18% | 8.1% |
| Get no exercise (CDC PLACES) | 39% | 30% | 25% |
| Fair or poor health (CDC PLACES) | 31% | 24% | 19% |
| What stands out | Paisano Park | TX |
|---|---|---|
| Fewer binge drinkers | 13.1% | 17% |
| More adults treating high blood pressure | 81% | 74.1% |
| More adults with diabetes | 21.8% | 12.7% |
CDC PLACES 2025 · modeled estimates for adults · CMS · HRSA
Everything we know about Paisano Park
Moving to Paisano Park: who provides what
Paisano Park is unincorporated, so San Patricio County and regional agencies provide most services.
EPA SDWIS (Oct 9, 2026) · HIFLD + EIA-861 2025 · Census 2020 ZCTAs · NCES 2024–25 · registration: vote.gov, updated Nov 18, 2024.
Colleges nearby
None within 15 miles of Paisano Park; the nearest are
About 0 of every 100 Paisano Park residents are enrolled in college, against 6 across Texas.
Questions about Paisano Park
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Is Paisano Park, TX a good place to live?
Paisano Park has fewer than 1,000 residents, too few for fair grades; the figures below are still real.
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