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Paisano ParkTX

A town of 34.

Is Paisano Park a good place to live?

Paisano Park has fewer than 1,000 residents, too few for fair grades; the figures below are still real.

Small town

34 people, and everyone knows the way

In a town this size, neighbors are the best guide. Ask them anything.

Nearby towns
Edgewater EstatesEdgewater EstatesPaisano Park
Getting set up

Moving to Paisano Park: who provides what

Paisano Park is unincorporated, so San Patricio County and regional agencies provide most services.

PowerSan Patricio Electric Coop14.2¢/kWh · EIA 2025HIFLD · EIA
Internet5 providers100% of addresses get 100/20 MbpsFCC
Trash & county servicesSan Patricio CountySan Patricio County provides services here
SchoolsMathis Independent School DistrictWhich school depends on your addressNCES
Register to voteIn personTexas has no online registration; you can register in person until 30 days before Election Day or by mail (postmarked 30 days before).vote.gov
Who runs elections hereSan Patricio County Early Voting ClerkSan Patricio County; contacts on the Handbook page.FVAP, Sep 2026
ZIP code7836878368 100%Census 2020

EPA SDWIS (Oct 9, 2026) · HIFLD + EIA-861 2025 · Census 2020 ZCTAs · NCES 2024–25 · registration: vote.gov, updated Nov 18, 2024.

The data

Ordered by what stands out in Paisano Park.

Natural hazards

Paisano Park has a high natural-hazard risk, chiefly from hurricanes

Paisano Park’s risk rating from FEMA stands at 77 of 100, where Texas’ towns sit at 47 of 100 and U.S. towns at 44 of 100. Nearly a third of the town’s expected losses from natural hazards come from hurricanes, followed by inland flooding at 30%.

77risk score of 100
FEMA risk score
77High riskLowerHigher
HurricanesInland floodingDrought

FEMA National Risk Index · OpenFEMA

Climate

Mild winters and hot summers in Paisano Park

In Paisano Park, the typical July afternoon high is 96°F.

97°summer high

Typical low → high °F

Winter48–69°
Spring62–83°
Summer74–95°
Fall63–84°
+1.3°
vs. the 20th-century average
97°
typical summer high

NOAA U.S. Climate Normals, 1991–2020

Health

Paisano Park stands out in Texas and nationally: a larger share of its adults have diabetes

Among 642 Texas towns, just 10 have a higher share of adults who have high blood pressure than Paisano Park. The share of adults in Paisano Park who have been diagnosed with depression is 18%, below both Texas’ towns (22%) and U.S. towns (23%). Paisano Park: just over a quarter of adults 18 to 64 have no health insurance. On the CDC’s 31 measures, Paisano Park is ahead of Texas on 3 and behind on 15.

Paisano ParkTexas townsU.S. towns
Diabetes (CDC PLACES)22%13%12%
No health insurance, 18–64 (CDC PLACES)26%18%8.1%
Get no exercise (CDC PLACES)39%30%25%
Fair or poor health (CDC PLACES)31%24%19%
31 measures vs. Texas
3 better13 too close to call15 worse
What stands outPaisano ParkTX
Fewer binge drinkers13.1%17%
More adults treating high blood pressure81%74.1%
More adults with diabetes21.8%12.7%
Christus Spohn Hospital Beeville
22.9 mi away · emergency room
3 of 3
care shortages: primary care, dental, mental health

CDC PLACES 2025 · modeled estimates for adults · CMS · HRSA

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Is Paisano Park, TX a good place to live?

Paisano Park has fewer than 1,000 residents, too few for fair grades; the figures below are still real.