The Turks Head Public House Wisteria Cottage · Photo: Mertbiol · CC0Less violent crime is recorded per resident in Laleham than in 71% of UK towns
Laleham’s overall Safety Grade is B (#20 of 65 in Surrey): less crime per resident than 60% of UK towns, on crimes police recorded inside its built-up area from September 2023 to August 2026. Out of every 1,000 residents, 16.9 violent and sexual offences and 11.5 incidents of burglary, vehicle crime and damage are reported annually.
Crimes and reports per 1,000 residents (Census 2021) a year, September 2023 to August 2026.
What stands out about safety in Laleham
About the middle for a town its size
Of 550 UK towns of 2,000 to 3,000 people, Laleham has the 281st lowest rate of graded crime: lower than Little Dunmow, Crick and Bramford, higher than Jacksdale and Westwood, Wateringbury and Underwood. Towns its size ↓
Written from the police.uk and government data on this page. Figures are crimes police recorded, not convictions.
The grade: B for Laleham
A fairly firm grade. Built on 215 graded crimes over three years. The grade adds violent and sexual offences and crimes against homes and vehicles per resident and ranks Laleham against every UK town of 1,000 or more.
Per resident, against all UK towns; beside it, how it compares with towns its size.
How Laleham’s neighbourhoods rank in England
52% of residents live in the lowest-crime 30% of England’s neighbourhoods, and 0% in the highest-crime 20%. The crime domain scores the risk of violence, burglary, theft and criminal damage where people live, so it can read differently from the town-wide rate, which counts crimes where they happened.
Laleham’s residents by the crime decile of their neighbourhood (LSOA, about 1,500 people) in the English Indices of Deprivation 2025 (crime domain), where 1 is the highest-crime 10% of England’s neighbourhoods and 10 the lowest.
What police recorded in the last 12 months
Against the typical town its size, Laleham runs highest on other theft (4 per 1,000 against 3.2). Anti-social behaviour and violence & sexual offences sit below it.
Show as a table
| Category | In the grade | Reports | Per 1,000 | Typical |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Violence & sexual offences | Violent | 33 | 13.1 | 22.4 |
| Anti-social behaviour | not graded | 15 | 6 | 8.8 |
| Other theft | not graded | 10 | 4 | 3.2 |
| Criminal damage & arson | Home & vehicle | 7 | 2.8 | 4.5 |
| Public order | not graded | 6 | 2.4 | 3.6 |
| Vehicle crime | Home & vehicle | 6 | 2.4 | 2 |
| Burglary | Home & vehicle | 5 | 2 | 1.9 |
| Drugs | not graded | 4 | 1.6 | 1 |
| Shoplifting | not graded | 2 | 0.8 | 1.8 |
| Other crime | not graded | 2 | 0.8 | 1.5 |
| Bicycle theft | not graded | 1 | 0.4 | 0.1 |
| Possession of weapons | Violent | 1 | 0.4 | 0.4 |
| Robbery | Violent | 0 | 0 | 0.2 |
| Theft from the person | not graded | 0 | 0 | 0 |
“Violent” is police.uk’s violence and sexual offences (which includes harassment, stalking and assault without injury), robbery and possession of weapons. Anti-social behaviour isn’t a crime category; shoplifting and other theft happen mostly in shops and town centres rather than to residents, so neither counts in the grade.
September 2025 to August 2026, per 1,000 residents. The tick on each bar is the typical (median) town among UK towns of 2,500 to 10,000 people.
Crime in Laleham per 1,000 residents
A crime isn’t a victim: one person can report several, and crimes in a town centre often involve visitors rather than residents.
And about 7 burglaries, vehicle crimes or acts of criminal damage, plus 5 shoplifting and theft reports, in the 12 months to August 2026. Each dot is one resident; each coloured dot is one recorded crime.
Laleham is 281st of 550 UK towns of 2,000 to 3,000
| # | Town | People | Violent | Homes & vehicles | Shops & theft | Safety |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Richhill Armagh City, Banbridge and Craigavon | 2,738 | 6.2 | 2.8 | 3 | A+ |
| … | ||||||
| 19 | Woldingham Surrey | 2,223 | 5.7 | 6.5 | 2.4 | A+ |
| … | ||||||
| 29 | Chiddingfold Surrey | 2,160 | 6.6 | 7.6 | 2.3 | A+ |
| … | ||||||
| 58 | Dormansland Surrey | 2,300 | 8.7 | 8 | 3.2 | A |
| … | ||||||
| 65 | Shalford Surrey | 2,508 | 11.8 | 5.1 | 2.3 | A |
| … | ||||||
| 278 | Jacksdale and Westwood Nottinghamshire | 2,758 | 19.7 | 8.6 | 3.3 | B |
| 279 | Wateringbury Kent | 2,248 | 15.1 | 13.3 | 4.3 | B |
| 280 | Underwood Gwent | 2,134 | 20 | 8.4 | 2.8 | B |
| 281 | Laleham Surrey | 2,521 | 16.9 | 11.5 | 4.6 | B |
| 282 | Kelvedon Hatch Essex | 2,493 | 16.3 | 12.2 | 1.5 | B |
| 283 | Ambrosden Oxfordshire | 2,736 | 23.3 | 5.2 | 3.5 | B |
| 284 | East Peckham Kent | 2,144 | 18.2 | 10.4 | 15.4 | B |
| … | ||||||
| 550 | Avonmouth Bristol | 2,643 | 82.9 | 54.6 | 60.4 | D− |
Safety letters rank against every UK town of 1,000 or more; the order here is context only.
Graded crime per 1,000 residents a year, September 2023 to August 2026, counting from the least: towns ranked near Laleham, and others in Surrey.
34 violent and sexual offences in the last 12 months, against 43 the year before
“Towns its size” pools all UK towns of 2,500 to 10,000 people that police.uk covers each month (Greater Manchester has no data).
Rolling twelve-month rate, per 1,000 residents a year (longer windows for smaller places, where a few crimes swing a month). In the 12 months to August 2026 against the 12 before: violent -21% (towns its size +1%), homes and vehicles -18% (towns its size -1%), anti-social behaviour -25% (towns its size +0%).
Two people died in collisions on Laleham’s roads in 2021–2025
Police recorded 15 collisions with injuries inside Laleham in five years, in which two people died. 12 people were killed or seriously injured: 2 on foot and 2 on a bicycle.
Most UK towns of 2,500 to 10,000 people (81%) had no road deaths in these five years, so with numbers this small a single collision changes the picture; Laleham’s two people are context, not a ranking.
Counting serious injuries too, Laleham had 95.2 people killed or seriously injured per 100,000 residents a year, above the median for UK towns of 2,500 to 10,000 people (16.7).
Casualties are counted where the collision happened, not where people lived: a main road through town adds through-traffic, and residents’ own risk on roads elsewhere isn’t here. Seriously injured uses the Department for Transport’s adjusted figures, which even out the police forces’ different ways of recording injuries. There’s no national rate here: more than half of road deaths in England and Wales (58%) happen outside every town’s built-up area. Source: DfT road casualty statistics (STATS19), 2021–2025.
Collisions police recorded inside Laleham’s built-up area, 2021–2025. Described here; not part of the Safety Grade.
Crime in the places around Laleham
| Town | People | Violent | Homes & vehicles | Safety |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Laleham | 2,521 | 16.9 | 11.5 | B |
| Staines-upon-Thames | 21,327 | 49.9 | 19.5 | D |
| Ashford | 22,823 | 31.5 | 15.4 | C |
| Shepperton Green | 4,358 | 19.8 | 7.8 | B |
| Thorpe | 1,226 | 20.4 | 18.2 | C+ |
| Chertsey | 14,558 | 50.6 | 17.8 | D |
| Ashford Common | 8,333 | 19.3 | 10.8 | B |
| Shepperton | 5,917 | 23.6 | 13.7 | C+ |
Laleham records more graded crime per resident than 1 of its 7 neighbours. Shepperton Green, 1.7 miles away, records 19.8 violent and sexual offences per 1,000 residents a year (3-year average), against Laleham’s 16.9.
Per 1,000 residents a year, the same three years. Tap a town for its safety page.
What this data can and can’t tell you
- Where crimes happen, not where victims live. police.uk places each crime at a point near where it happened. Town centres with shops, stations, a hospital and nightlife record more crime per resident, and residents of nearby villages who come in to shop or go out are part of that count.
- Bigger towns record more per resident. Across UK towns, recorded crime per resident rises steeply with size, more than in the U.S., so a city’s grade sits low against the whole UK. The “towns its size” figures show where Laleham sits among towns like it; they are context and don’t change the grade.
- Points are approximate. police.uk moves each point to the nearest of a set of anonymous map points, so crimes near the edge of the built-up area can fall either side of it.
Questions about safety in Laleham
Is Laleham safe?
Police recorded 16.9 violent and sexual offences and 11.5 burglaries, vehicle crimes and acts of criminal damage per 1,000 residents a year over the three years to August 2026 (police.uk, inside Laleham’s built-up area). That earns a B for safety: less crime per resident than 60% of UK towns. Among 550 UK towns of 2,000 to 3,000 people, Laleham is 281st from the least crime.
Is crime going up in Laleham?
Police recorded 34 violent and sexual offences in the 12 months to August 2026, against 43 in the 12 months before. With numbers this small, a few crimes change the rate a lot.
What is the most common crime in Laleham?
Violence & sexual offences: 33 in the 12 months to August 2026, which in police.uk includes harassment, stalking and assault without injury. Next came other theft (10) and criminal damage & arson (7), with 15 reports of anti-social behaviour.
How does Laleham compare with Egham?
Egham records 28.5 violent and sexual offences and 11.7 crimes against homes and vehicles per 1,000 residents a year, against Laleham’s 16.9 and 11.5, over the same three years.
Sources: data.police.uk street-level crime, 36 months to August 2026, points inside the built-up-area boundary · ONS Census 2021, output areas summed to the ONS 2022 built-up area · MHCLG English Indices of Deprivation 2025, crime domain by LSOA (residents from ONS Census 2021) · Department for Transport road casualty statistics (STATS19), collisions 2021–2025, points inside the built-up-area boundary · TownRatings grades: our own summary of the data, ranked against UK towns only. All under the Open Government Licence v3.0.
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