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A town of 3,128 in Kent, South East.
Teynham grades C overall against UK towns: better than 30% of UK towns, and #49 of 87 in Kent. Its strongest subject is walkability (B): 16% of commuters walk, cycle or take public transport. Its weakest is safety (C−): 38.7 violent and sexual offences and 17.1 home and vehicle crimes per 1,000 residents a year, averaged Sep 2023 to Aug 2026. Among UK towns of 2,500 to 10,000 people, it has less crime per resident than 12%. The median home sold for £255,000 in the last three years, 4.6 times what households in the Swale council area earn in a year.
The 3 things Teynham does most differently from other towns.
Each subject compared with the 2,160 UK towns with an overall grade (schools within England), ordered by how far Teynham is from typical. American towns are graded separately.
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Historic England lists 28 buildings inside Teynham’s built-up area, 1 of them Grade II*.
20% of its homes were built before 1919, against 15% in the typical UK town.
Explore the history →Data highlights are ordered by what stands out in Teynham.
Teynham sits below both Kent’s towns (29%) and England’s towns (34%) on this measure. Under-15s account for 19% of the population. Half the people of Teynham are older than 39.7.
51% women, 49% men
About an even split. Across England, 51% of residents are women.
| Teynham | Kent | England | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Under 15 | 19% | 18% | 18% |
| 15–24 | 10% | 11% | 12% |
| 25–44 | 27% | 25% | 27% |
| 45–64 | 24% | 26% | 25% |
| 65+ | 20% | 19% | 18% |
| No qualifications | 24% | 18% | 18% |
| Apprenticeship | 6.3% | 5.7% | 5.3% |
| A levels or similar | 18% | 18% | 17% |
| Degree level | 20% | 29% | 34% |
ONS Census 2021 · Kent and England: all residents of their built-up areas · OGL
Its one school is below.
| School | Level | Pupils | Letter |
|---|---|---|---|
| Teynham Parochial Church of England Primary SchoolLargest primary schoolPrimary | Primary | – | C |
Violence came to 38.7 per 1,000 residents a year, above both Kent’s towns (23.9) and England’s towns (22). Police recorded 234 crimes inside Teynham’s built-up area in the 12 months to August 2026, plus 104 reports of anti-social behaviour. Violence and sexual offences were 43% of the crimes; the police category includes harassment and stalking.
Not gradedAnti-social behaviour, shoplifting and other theft are shown but left out of the Safety Grade, which counts violence and crimes against homes and vehicles per resident.
data.police.uk street-level crime · points inside the ONS built-up-area boundary · OGL
The heritage lists give each building’s grade but not its age, so we don’t say which is oldest.
Teynham has 28 listed buildings inside its built-up area on Historic England’s list: 0 Grade I, 1 Grade II*. 20% of its homes were built before 1919.
Historic England list, October 2026 · Valuation Office Agency, homes by build period · OGL
The Census was taken on 21 March 2021, in lockdown, so 23% of workers were mainly at home; shares here are of those who travelled.
That puts Teynham below both Kent’s towns (42%) and England’s towns (45%). 82% of commuters drove to work at the census.
ONS Census 2021, method of travel and distance to work · ONS small-area income · DWP claimant count · OGL
On this, Teynham is above both Kent’s towns (18%) and England’s towns (17%). Teynham has no GP practice of its own; the nearest is 2.7 miles away. These answers aren’t adjusted for age, so young towns look healthier; the Health Grade uses age-adjusted measures, including life expectancy and early deaths.
| Census 2021 | Teynham | Kent | England |
|---|---|---|---|
| Good or very good health | 79% | 82% | 82% |
| Bad or very bad health | 6% | 5.1% | 5.2% |
| Disabled (Equality Act) | 20% | 18% | 17% |
ONS Census 2021, general health and disability · OHID Fingertips, life expectancy 2019–23 · OGL
Half the homes sold went for more than £255K, below both Kent’s towns (£380K) and England’s towns (£308K).
| By type | Median | Sales |
|---|---|---|
| Detached | £440,000 | 7 |
| Semi-detached | £285,000 | 57 |
| Terraced | £238,000 | 55 |
| Flat or maisonette | £194,250 | 6 |
HM Land Registry Price Paid · ONS private rents · MHCLG / Welsh Government council tax · ONS Census 2021 tenure · OGL
Museums, castles, gardens and days out in and near Teynham. Best known first.
Historic houseProvender2.1 km outside town, to the southeast
Heritage railwaySittingbourne and Kemsley Light Railway3.5 km outside town, to the northwest
MuseumPines Garden4.5 km outside town, to the south
GardenDoddington Place Gardens4.5 km outside town, to the southMuseumMuseumSittingbourne Heritage Museum2.8 km outside town, to the westPhotos: each place’s Wikidata image, from Wikimedia Commons under the licence below (our copy, resized).
28 listed buildings in Teynham.
The Dover Castle: Photo: Chris Whippet · CC BY-SA 2.0 · The George Inn: Photo: Chris Whippet · CC BY-SA 2.0 · Tudor Cottage: Photo: Marathon · CC BY-SA 2.0 · Claxfield House: Photo: John Baker · CC BY-SA 2.0 · Geograph
The nearest built-up areas, from ONS’s 2022 boundaries. See them on the map →
| Town | People | Miles | Overall | Cost | Safety | Health |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teynham | 3,128 | — | C | B | C− | C+ |
| Sittingbourne | 54,385 | 2.9 | C | B− | D | C |
| Faversham | 20,941 | 3.7 | C+ | C | C− | C |
| Iwade | 4,533 | 4.5 | C+ | C | A− | C+ |
| Eastchurch | 3,381 | 4.8 | D− | B+ | D− | D− |
| Minster (Swale) | 16,735 | 6.1 | D | C+ | C | C− |
| Newington | 2,691 | 6.1 | C | C+ | C− | C+ |
| Queenborough | 3,915 | 6.2 | D | B | D | C− |
People: Census 2021. Miles: centre to centre.
That is 3.7 times the typical UK town for its size.
GCSE results trail 98% of towns in England, and primary results beat 73% (Department for Education, Attainment 8 and Key Stage 2). One state school is inside the town; places are handled by Kent council.
Town in Kent, England
Teynham is a built-up area of 3,128 people, in the Swale council area. TownRatings uses ONS’s 2022 built-up areas as towns: the physical town, as people mean the word, rather than a council district, so its figures cover the town itself.
Built from ONS geography and Census 2021
Sources: ONS Census 2021, output areas summed to the ONS 2022 built-up area · HM Land Registry Price Paid (standard sales, September 2023 to August 2026) · ONS Price Index of Private Rents (August 2026, by council) · MHCLG and Welsh Government council tax, Band D 2026–27 (with parish precepts in England) · data.police.uk street-level crime, 36 months to August 2026, points inside the built-up-area boundary · ONS small-area life expectancy and healthy life expectancy, 2019 to 2023 (England and Wales), OHID Fingertips small-area indicators (England) and Census 2021 health, adjusted for age · ONS small-area income estimates (financial year ending 2023) · DWP claimant count via Nomis (January to August 2026) · Historic England, National Heritage List for England (listed buildings, scheduled monuments, registered parks and gardens, battlefields, World Heritage Sites), October 2026, inside the ONS 2022 built-up-area boundary · Valuation Office Agency, Council Tax: stock of properties by build period (31 March 2025) · TownRatings grades: our own summary of the data, ranked against UK towns only. All under the Open Government Licence v3.0.
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