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≈ B+Health Grade
Health in Funny River · CDC PLACES 2025

On CDC estimates, Funny River is healthier than 71% of U.S. towns

Funny River differs from Alaska on 20 of 32 measures CDC estimates: 12 better, 8 worse.

Modeled estimates for adults 18+, CDC’s own estimate for Funny River. How CDC estimates town health

What stands out · In brief

What stands out about health in Funny River

Cancer, heart disease and arthritis run high in Funny River

1 in 8 adults have had cancer (12.8%), vs 7% across Alaska. 1 in 11 adults have heart disease (9.1%), vs 5.7% across Alaska. Arthritis is also above the state: 32.7%, vs 23.3% across Alaska. In all, Funny River runs above Alaska on eight of 11 chronic conditions. Age is part of it: 34% of residents are 65 or older (Alaska 14%), and cancer, heart disease and arthritis are more common later in life. Conditions ↓

Funny River is healthier than its income would predict

Against all U.S. towns, Funny River is healthier than 71%. Against the 10,292 towns with similar household incomes ($51K–$85K), it’s healthier than 90%. Health Grade ↓

More high blood pressure in Funny River, and more people treating it

41.6% of adults have high blood pressure (Alaska 32.5%), but 77.7% of them take medicine for it, vs 68% statewide. Checkups ↓

Funny River adults report less loneliness

Loneliness (29% vs 33.3%), frequent mental distress (12.5% vs 16.1%) and lack of emotional support (19.6% vs 25.4%) all run below Alaska. Mind & connection ↓

Written from the CDC, Medicare and HRSA data on this page. CDC PLACES 2025 release: modeled estimates for adults, not counts; “higher” and “lower” mean the Alaska figure falls outside Funny River’s likely range; at the ends of CDC’s ranges the grade could be anywhere from C+ to A.

Health Grade

What’s behind Funny River’s grade

On seven CDC estimates for adults, Funny River is healthier than 71% of U.S. towns. Mental distress holds the grade up (fewer adults with frequent mental distress than 96% of U.S. towns); physical distress pulls it down (better than 41%).

BSelf-rated health18.4% · AK 18.6% · U.S. 19.4%
C+Physical distress14.7% · AK 13.1% · U.S. 13%
A+Mental distress12.5% · AK 16.1% · U.S. 15.9%
A−Obesity31% · AK 35.5% · U.S. 32.9%
BDiabetes11.4% · AK 9.4% · U.S. 12%
BSmoking14% smoke · AK 16% · U.S. 11.8%
A−Exercise21.4% · AK 21.7% · U.S. 24.7%
All U.S. towns we grade (21,250)Healthier than 71%
Less healthyHealthier
U.S. towns with similar incomes, $51K–$85K (10,292)Healthier than 90%

Health estimates follow income closely across the country: towns with higher household incomes usually score higher (a correlation of 0.77 across 21,157 graded towns). Funny River’s median household income is $67,656; among the 10,292 U.S. towns within 25% of that ($51K–$85K), it’s healthier than 90%, more than its income alone would suggest.

A rough placement. CDC’s likely ranges are wide here: with every estimate at one end or the other, Funny River could be anywhere from C+ to A. The letter shows with “≈”.

How TownRatings grades health →

★ What stands out · Chronic conditions

Out of every 100 Funny River adults…

Funny River runs above AK on 8 of 12 conditions. Tap one to see it as people.

13 of every 100 Funny River adults have had cancer
Alaska: 7 in 100 · worse · likely 11.5–14.1%
Better than AKWorseAbout the sameAlaska
Why age matters here

Funny River is an older town: 34% of residents are 65 or older, vs 14% across Alaska. Heart disease, COPD and arthritis rise with age, so higher rates here say as much about who lives in Funny River as about how healthy they are.

Residents 65 and older

Funny River34%
Alaska14%
Checkups & screenings

Keeping up with care

Share of Funny River adults getting routine care. The full ring is 100%; the dark tick marks Alaska.

72%Yearly checkupAK 69%
62%Dentist visitAK 60%
87%Cholesterol checkAK 80%
66%Colon screeningAK 59%
59%MammogramAK 66%
78%Taking BP medsAK 68%
1 in 13
working-age adults has no health insurance
Funny River 8% · Alaska 1 in 10 (10%)
Mind & connection

How Funny River adults are doing

On 3 of 4 measures, Funny River does better than Alaska.

3 in 10Funny River adults feel lonely
29% · AK 33.3% · Better than AK
1 in 5Funny River adults lack social or emotional support
19.6% · AK 25.4% · Better than AK
1 in 6Funny River adults have been diagnosed with depression
18% · AK 20.7% · About the same as AK
1 in 8Funny River adults are in frequent mental distress
12.5% · AK 16.1% · Better than AK
The one neighbors can help with

3 in 10 Funny River adults feel lonely. A hello is a start.

Groups are the easiest way in: a walking group, a book club, your street.

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If you or someone you know is struggling, call or text 988, the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. It’s free, confidential and open 24/7.

Getting care

Care in and near Funny River

No hospital or community health center in Funny River itself. These are the nearest.

HNearest ERCentral Peninsula General HospitalSoldotna · 9.9 miDirections →
★Best rated nearbyCentral Peninsula General Hospital★★★★★ · 9.9 miDirections →
+Low-cost carePeninsula Community Health Services of AlaskaSoldotna · 9.4 mi · sliding-scale feesDirections →
9.4 mi
Peninsula Community Health Services of Alaska
4 sites · nearest in Soldotna
Sliding-scale fees
Directions to nearest
9.9 mi
Central Peninsula General Hospital
Soldotna · ★★★★★
ER
42 mi
Indian Creek Health Center
Tyonek · community health center
Sliding-scale fees
58.5 mi
Alaska Native Medical Center
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
58.7 mi
Providence Alaska Medical Center
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
59.6 mi
Alaska Regional Hospital
Anchorage · ★★★★★
ER
✓ Primary careNo HRSA shortage area covers Funny River itself
✓ Dental careNo HRSA shortage area covers Funny River itself
✓ Mental healthNo HRSA shortage area covers Funny River itself

Hospitals: Medicare overall star ratings, 1–5. Community health centers charge on a sliding scale by income. Distances are straight-line from the center of Funny River; ≈ marks a hospital located by its town, not its street. Shortage areas: HRSA Health Professional Shortage Areas (a “population” designation covers specific residents, such as those with low incomes).

Habits

Everyday habits, side by side with Alaska

Share of adults, with the Alaska figure marked.

Get no exercise 21.4%AK 21.7%
Sleep under 7 hours 28.2%AK 35.1%
Binge drink 14%AK 17.6%
Smoke cigarettes 14%AK 16%
0%10%20%30%40%
Funny River, betterFunny River, worseAbout the sameAlaska
Where Funny River gets moving

2.2 miles of trails across 5 parks and preserves

Parks & trails →
Everyday needs

Making ends meet

Needs that shape health as much as any doctor visit: food, housing, utilities and a way to get around.

1 in 11
Funny River adults worry about having enough food
9.5% · AK 14.3%
Better than AK
1 in 13
Funny River adults worry about keeping their housing
7.6% · AK 12.3%
Better than AK
1 in 19
Funny River adults were threatened with a utility shut-off
5.2% · AK 8.2%
Better than AK
1 in 17
Funny River adults lack reliable transportation
5.8% · AK 9%
Better than AK

6.6% of Funny River adults receive SNAP (food stamps), compared with 10.1% across Alaska.

Around town

Funny River and the towns around it

Funny River’s Health Grade ranks 2nd of 3 graded towns around it.

Sterling: 31.7%Soldotna: 33%Ridgeway: 33.5%Kalifornsky: 31.7%Funny River: 31%Funny RiverSterlingSoldotnaCentral Peninsula General Hospital · Soldotna · 9.9 mi · 2★ MedicareHPeninsula Community Health Services of Alaska · Soldotna · 9.4 mi+
Healthier than AKNear AKLess healthyHHospital+Health center
Obesity
#1 of 5 towns on this map, healthiest first
Funny River31%
Sterling31.7%
Soldotna33%
AK35.5%

Nearby towns are shaded from CDC’s estimates for their ZIP codes, or CDC’s own figure for cities and villages.

Health next door

TownHealthObesityDiabetesSmokingFigures from
Funny RiverB+31%11.4%14%CDC place
SterlingA−31.7%9.9%14.9%CDC place
SoldotnaB33%10.3%16.7%CDC place

Same-state neighbors only, ordered by length of shared border.

Disability

Living with a disability

Shown without a better/worse judgment.

31.1%

of Funny River adults live with a disability (Alaska 29.6%). Walking or climbing stairs is the most common.

Walking or climbing stairs14.8%
Thinking or memory11.1%
Hearing11.1%
Errands alone7%
Vision4.5%
Dressing or bathing3.7%
Alaska

Every CDC estimate for Funny River

Share of adults, 40 measures, with CDC’s likely range.

On the 32 measures below that have a better and a worse direction, Funny River is better than Alaska on 12 and worse on 8; on the rest, the Alaska figure falls inside Funny River’s likely range, so we call them about the same. Disability and SNAP are described, not compared as better or worse.

Adults who…Funny RiverAKU.S.vs AK
Overall health
Fair or poor health18.4%15.2–21.918.6%19.4%About the same
Frequent physical distress (physical health not good 14+ days a month)14.7%12.5–1713.1%13%About the same
Frequent mental distress (mental health not good 14+ days a month)12.5%10.8–14.216.1%15.9%Better
Conditions
Obesity31%26.3–35.835.5%32.9%About the same
Diabetes11.4%9.6–13.39.4%12%Worse
High blood pressure41.6%37.7–45.432.5%34.4%Worse
High cholesterol (adults screened in 5 years)43.4%39.4–47.233.4%37.1%Worse
Arthritis32.7%29.3–36.123.3%25.3%Worse
Asthma10%8.8–11.210.6%9.9%About the same
Cancer, other than skin cancer12.8%11.5–14.17%7.9%Worse
Coronary heart disease9.1%7.7–10.55.7%6.4%Worse
COPD8.2%6.7–106.1%6.3%Worse
Stroke4.3%3.7–5.13.1%3.4%Worse
Lost all teeth (ages 65+)12.3%10.3–14.913.5%12.3%About the same
Habits
Smoke cigarettes14%11.2–17.216%11.8%About the same
No exercise outside work21.4%17.5–25.521.7%24.7%About the same
Binge drinking14%11.8–16.317.6%15.4%Better
Sleep under 7 hours28.2%24.7–32.235.1%36%Better
Checkups and coverage
No health insurance (ages 18–64)8%6.2–10.110%11%About the same
Checkup in the past year72%68.6–75.168.8%77.4%About the same
Dentist visit in the past year61.6%58.6–64.759.7%63.2%About the same
Cholesterol check in 5 years86.6%84.7–88.279.6%87.1%Better
Taking blood pressure medicine (adults with high blood pressure)77.7%74.4–80.768%76.5%Better
Colorectal cancer screening (ages 45–75)66.2%62.5–70.159.2%65.5%Better
Mammogram in 2 years (women 50–74)59.3%52.8–66.666%76.4%About the same
Mind and connection
Ever told they have depression18%15.4–20.720.7%20.6%About the same
Feel lonely29%25.3–32.933.3%32.5%Better
Lack social and emotional support19.6%16.6–22.725.4%23.6%Better
Everyday needs
Worried about having enough food9.5%7.5–11.714.3%15%Better
Worried about keeping housing7.6%6.2–9.112.3%12%Better
Threatened with a utility shut-off5.2%4.4–6.28.2%7.6%Better
Lack reliable transportation5.8%4.9–6.89%7.9%Better
Received SNAP (food stamps)6.6%5.1–8.310.1%11.6%Lower
Disability
Any disability31.1%26.8–35.629.6%30.1%About the same
Difficulty walking or climbing stairs14.8%12.2–17.811.9%13.6%Higher
Difficulty concentrating or remembering11.1%9.4–1314%13.9%Lower
Hearing difficulty11.1%9.7–12.77.7%6.7%Higher
Vision difficulty4.5%3.8–5.34.7%5.4%About the same
Difficulty doing errands alone7%5.9–8.37.6%7.9%About the same
Difficulty dressing or bathing3.7%3.1–4.43.3%3.8%About the same

Each figure is the share of adults 18+ unless the label says otherwise; small numbers after it are CDC’s likely range (95% interval). “About the same” means the Alaska figure falls inside that range.

Questions about health in Funny River

Is Funny River a healthy place to live?

On seven CDC estimates for adults, Funny River is healthier than 71% of U.S. towns: ≈ B+ for health. Among U.S. towns with similar household incomes it’s healthier than 90%. These are modeled estimates of who lives there, not a measure of local care or habits alone.

What is the obesity rate in Funny River?

CDC estimates 31% of adults have obesity, likely between 26.3% and 35.8%, against 35.5% across Alaska and 32.9% nationally.

What hospital is closest to Funny River?

Central Peninsula General Hospital in Soldotna, 9.9 miles in a straight line from Funny River’s center point, is the nearest general hospital with an emergency room; Medicare rates it 2 of 5 stars.

How many people in Funny River have no health insurance?

CDC estimates 8% of adults ages 18–64 have no health insurance (likely 6.2–10.1%), against 10% across Alaska.

How accurate are these numbers?

They’re modeled estimates: CDC applies national survey answers to each area’s age, sex, race and education mix, so they describe who lives in Funny River more than anything measured there. At the ends of CDC’s ranges the grade could be anywhere from C+ to A.

Neighbors talk health

Doctors taking patients, urgent care, staying active in Funny River.

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Health estimates: CDC PLACES: Local Data for Better Health, 2025 release. The Alaska figure combines its counties, weighted by adult population. Hospitals and star ratings: Medicare Care Compare (CMS). Health centers and shortage areas: HRSA. The Health Grade is our own summary of CDC’s estimates, not an official rating. Ages: U.S. Census Bureau, American Community Survey. Town boundaries: U.S. Census Bureau. This page isn’t medical advice. In an emergency, call 911.